Drum roll please...

You have been dubbed moose, therefore i needed a new name that would represent me and all of my thoughts, writings, character and state of mind--which is kinda hard to sum up if you know what i mean. After much deliberation I am proud to announce the decision that has been reached...*drum roll*
Henceforth I shall be called--Goose.
You have just witnessed the birth of Goose *feel honored* My dad has always called me 'Silly Goose' since i could crawl and my mother so considerately stated that my singings and such sound like a goose (but i'm not bitter). And as we have had quite a history with gooses (oops geese lol) i thought it was fitting, as your name is, well, Moose; that it was more than appropriate. We may have to consider adding adjectives to them i.e. 'Silly Goose' and 'Clarinet Moose' or maybe 'Smelly Moose' --just kidding i know you're trying to shy away from all that smelliness; can't say i blame you. Anyway, we can discuss that later, so what do you think? Do you approve of the Goose; or shall i say can you handle the Goose?!
Honk* Honk* and staying down,
--Goose